h0llo:

School attendance would go up by like 300% if we had cool padded swirly chairs or bean bags instead of ugly blue chairs harder than a pornstars dick

Stop making people feel bad for liking things that make them happy

(Source: malijuanastyles)


mymindpalaceisatardis:

viacherbourgandqueenstown:

It’s that time of month again… you know what that means…

BEST DESCRIPTION OF A PERIOD I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE

amoying:

girl you have a great personaltitty

meladoodle:

zooey deschanel came on tv today and my dad said “whoops better change de schanel”

lettucefetish:

i basically assume that people don’t like me unless they explicitly tell me they like me and then periodically remind me

coltongillies:

igohardinovertime:

this has to be the worst picture ever taken of a football player 

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i think you mean the best